JOKES!
Are you a Sunday School Teacher? Telling a joke at the start of each class is a great way to make kids feel comfortable and open up.
Why can't an elephant's trunk be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What's as big as an elephant but weighs zero pounds?
An elephant's shadow
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl tell you another joke if you let me in!
What do you get when you cross a cow and a rabbit?
You get hare in your milk!
What fruit teases people a lot?
Banana nana na na
What do you get when you cross a snail and a porcupine?
A slow poke
What do you get when pigs do karate?
Pork chops
What does a frog say when he washes windows?
"Rubbit, rubbit, rubbit."
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and legs!
What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank!
Where do pigs put their dirty laundry?
In the ham-per!
What's a whale's favorite candy?
Blubber gum!
How do you know when there's a polar bear in the refrigerator?
The door won't close!
What do you get when you cross a fish and a tree?
A fish stick
Why can't a Christmas tree learn how to knit?
Because it's always dropping its needles.
How do alligators cook their food?
In a croc-pot.
Why didn't the rope get any presents?
Because it was knotty.
Why do kids get bad grades around Christmas?
Because it's in D-cember